“XD He’s my boyfriend.” “…”

[Chu]

So I got Raz into zOMG! on Gaia somehow, and we met in Village Greens (now that I think about it, I don’t know why). We both have female avatars. While we were standing there, someone asks us to heal him, so I do with my Wish and because I’m a much higher CL than the guy, it basically gave him back all of his health. The guy said “i love you” and made his avatar stand right in front of mine and I started cracking up. (Raz and I were on the phone together.) Raz said “Uh… I’m a guy.” The guy replied, “not you, her.” I typed “XD He’s my boyfriend.” between my laughing in real life and the guy stepped away and starting using the crying and broken heart emoticons. Raz was going to make fun of him but I pulled him into Barton before he could. The guy didn't say another word to us after that.

ANYWAY, that hasn’t happened to me on Gaia for quite a while! o.o Let’s all share our stories of not Gaia, but hilarious instances over the internet. I love laughing at people!

[Ruzi]

Hehe thats funny I havent played zomg battle system in a while because its weird. I just dont get games like that.. lol call me a blonde but yeah. Well nothing really I have a lot of weird funny work stories but thats real off topic though..

[Chu]

I love zOMG! xP It just bothers me because I'm a solo-er and you can't really play unless you're in a group. o-0

Hm, I've been on Gaia for the past week for that event and someone posted a thread, and got attacked for their grammar by a girl who was calling them an "over inflated narcassitic plum". That made me laugh, because it seemed like the chick was just using those big words to feel superior. Then she went on to mock him in her next post and made two gramatic mistakes, so I decided to go all grammar-nazi on her. She shut up after that.

I feel mean when laughing at how stupid people can be, but come on!

[Lunar]

I want to know what the hell Narcassitic means. XD
Narcissistic, perhaps?

Lol.
Gaia.
Lol.
Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol.

That's all I have to say. Cept. IM DOING A WATCHMEN THEMED ART AUCTION OVER THERE
I got accepted.

[Chu]

That's what I said. XDD

[Lunar]

Ahhh.. Gaia n00bs.
And they get all pissy when you correct their grammar. XD

It's like "Ur a prik"

".. I'm sorry.. ? I'm.. I'm a what now? I CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING."

"Go 2 hel"

"...I don't think he gets it."

"I get ur momma"

"..*Sigh*"

[Sanuki]

Erm right now I'm into school not having a girlfriend XD.

[DistortedBrwain]

Haha that is funny! XD

I had tons of fun stuff going on at There, sort of a more crappier version then secondlife.

I was on and exploring, so this dude starts to talk to me, and he wanted to show me around the world, so I said ok, so he took me to this sort of pub there, and we went to sit down on 2 lounge chairs, and then he started to ask for my phone number, and I said I dont live in the USA so it would be useless, and he kept asking and he had really bad grammar, like...ur phoone noember plz and I was like dude I aint giving you it.

So then he made his avatar bend forward and it kissed me, sitting there, and i was like wf? So I got up, and his avi was still sitting there with his lips pouted in a kiss, eyes closed, I lol-ed and walked away, and when I looked back his avi was still like that, geeze what a moron.

There are more funny There experiences, which I will tell later. ^^

[Fuzzey]

LOL
Nice one,Chu XD
Onetime I was on and just hanging around towns alone.I was wearing the red gold mountain shirt and this guy wearing the blue one walked up and just started talking to me.
Him:Hi.
Me:Hey.^^
We talked for like 5 minutes and then was like,"Wanna be my girlfriend?"
I was thinking in my head,what the heck is this guy thinking? and I paused for like a minute.I then though,Lol,this could be fun XD
Me:One question.
Him:What?
Me:Do you like chocolate?
Him:I worship chocolate.
Me:Than yes.
Him:Brb

5 minutes later,he's like:"Back,look at my profile.I deleted all my friends except one for you."

Me:Wow.-speechless-
For like the next hour we sit together talking and making millions of heart signs.This nice rich girl was giving away gold and we got some,and then he had to go we made 20 more heart signs and the rich girl was like,"Aaw"

The next day I went on his profile and it said he was 11.WTH?!I PM him about it and he's like,"No,I just act like i'm 11.I'm really 17.
Yeah right.

I just get annoyed and end up ignoring him,I haven't talked to him since XD

[MaxR]

lol, thats funny =P

you and Razz...

[Yaneci DeNovi]

When Factions came out for Guild Wars I was running around Kaining[sp] on my elementalist, who is femal, and some guy started flirting with me and following me around. I whispered him and told him he shouldn't flirt with people online. He asked why, and I replied with something like "Because the hot Ele and Ranger chicks are always old fat gay men trying to get the young hot boy toys." I guess the mental picture wasn't pretty for him. I don't remember exactly what he said but it was something about ruining his fantasies.