|I rarely get things for real on Valentine's day. Actually, I get nothin'. I ain't got a special somepony. So give me stuff today. I like getting, even though I never give. Give me presents of give me your life. Insert evil laugh here.
In all seriousness, I plan on doing SOMETHING for some of you, so feel free to give me stuff. And chat with me on this thread in the meantime.
Stuff I've been given.
The stuff I have been given by other people is below.
From some anonymous guy: An apparently soulless teddy bear. See below.
From some anonymous guy: Lingerie. From someone who'd 'like to know [me] well'. Yeah, I'mma gonna slit their throat when I find out who it is.
From presumably the same person who sent me the lingerie: A red rose because they like feistyness. *gets out gatling gun*
From someone who may well be my mother: A pink rose, supposedly my 'favourite colour'. *grumbles*
From Lexi Luthor: Chocolate! My favourite type of present! *chows down*
From a couple of anonymous people...or even just the one: A couple of uncommented bears. Ah well, snuggles!
Stuff I've given away.
The stuff I've given to other people is below.
To Catghost:The most awesome cat.
To KaceyCat: Chocolate, because everyone likes chocolate.
Anonymous gifts from me count: 2
Okay, you may chat and give me stuff.