The Corrupted Wishing Well

[Juneberry]

Granted, but every time you change the length your hair gets weaker and weaker until it will ultimately fall out and die :c

I wish I had wings.

[Saygen40]

Granted! But they require a tremendous amount of strength building so they drag around on the floor for years until you can use them properly.

I wish I could teleport to visit people.

[Juneberry]

Granted, but you can't teleport home unless someone is already there for you to 'visit'.

I wish I had a pet cow <3

[Scarlet SilverFire]

Granted.....but it's a plushie cow x'D that came with a factory defect that makes it pink in color.

I wish I could read things out loud and make then real.

(can't see something bad coming with that wish )

[Juneberry]

(Pink cow plushie! -huggles it- You have no idea how many cow plushies I have >>; Like seriously...)

Granted! Unfortunately, you read this post that talks about giant dinosaurs coming out of computer screens to eat you and it comes true. >:o

I wish I could eat a yummy watermelon made of chocolate.

[Jingxy]

Granted, but it turns out it was poisoned and you got sick.

I wish I wasn't scared of spiders.

[Juneberry]

(Well my wish was useless then, if the watermelon still made me sick x-o)

Granted, but you end up getting bitten by a poisonous one you get friendly with and, similarly, get poisoned.

I wish my infection would go away~

[Owl Infestation]

Your infection goes away but all of your toes fall off.

I wish I could go to the moon.

[Juneberry]

Granted, but leaving the moon once you get there is another story.

I wish I could blow a giant bubble with my bubble gum.

[Jingxy]

Granted, but it pops and you get bubble gum stuck all over your face. Permanently.

I wish the world was a better place.

[Juneberry]

Granted, but now most of the cops lost their jobs from the lowered crime levels.

I wish the song playing in my head would give me a break ;-;

[Saygen40]

Wish granted! But it is replaced by the alphabet song on repeat.

I wish I had a human sized robot that would do my every bidding.

[Owl Infestation]

Granted! But after being manufactured the robot became evil. And turns everything you order it to into something evil.

I wish I was pretty and intelligent.

[Saygen40]

Wish granted, but society changes its mind on what is considered 'pretty' and the attractiveness of intelligence. Best stay you.

I wish bubble tea was healthier.

[Juneberry]

Granted, but it becomes so healthy it's too hard to find since it became a health fad.

I wish my throat would stop tickling me.