Appai
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 Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:37 pm
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| Fortunately, the vigilante escaped the monster and found a town full of beautiful ladies
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Scarlet SilverFire
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:20 pm
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| unfortunately, they were a town of beautiful ladies descendants of mermaids that like to eat human flesh.
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MaxR
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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:39 am
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| fortunately the vigilante hasn't bathed and smells horrible, repelling the mermaids.
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killerkitty
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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:34 pm
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| Unfortunately the stench exuded by the vigilante kept away everything and everyone else too so he was no longer able to live in a normal society. 
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Saygen40
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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:38 pm
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| Fortunatly, on his trek to self-exile he had to cross a river which washed away his foul smell.
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Kloob
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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:40 pm
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| Unfortunately, in that same river lived a school of piranha
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Sly
Coordinator
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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:39 pm
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| Fortunately, the piranhas weren't hungry. 
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MaxR
Programmer
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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:52 pm
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| unfortunately they were homeless, and tried to make themselves a home in the vigilante's buttocks
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Why you ask? Because I am the Mad King of Midorea!
I accept and encourage donations of copper!
Want a good deal, and silver? Exchange here! |
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Sly
Coordinator
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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:54 pm
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| Fortunately, the vigilante had buns of steel and NOTHING was getting in there if he didn't want it to. 
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MaxR
Programmer
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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:57 pm
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| unfortunately these piranha are titanium and can shred through his firm buttocks like it was tissue paper.
(XD love your response!)
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Why you ask? Because I am the Mad King of Midorea!
I accept and encourage donations of copper!
Want a good deal, and silver? Exchange here! |
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Sly
Coordinator
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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:31 pm
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| Fortunately the interior of the vigilante's buttocks were not suited to house piranhas and they all left soon after their invasion so the vigilante could take time to heal.
(Haha...I try, I try. xD; )
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MaxR
Programmer
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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:49 pm
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| unfortunately he is butt-hemmoraging and it is unlikely he will recover
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Why you ask? Because I am the Mad King of Midorea!
I accept and encourage donations of copper!
Want a good deal, and silver? Exchange here! |
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Sly
Coordinator
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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:18 am
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| (Butt-hemorrhaging. Good God. xDD; )
Fortunately, some random stranger appeared and cauterized the wound, thus saving our vigilante's life. 
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MaxR
Programmer
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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:19 am
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| unfortunately you know that means someone lit a flame under his ass, and that he isn't allowed to poop until that heals up lest he risk infection....
oh and guess what had tacos yesterday?
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Why you ask? Because I am the Mad King of Midorea!
I accept and encourage donations of copper!
Want a good deal, and silver? Exchange here! |
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Sly
Coordinator
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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:33 am
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| Fortunately the dude who fixed his butt wound was also an internist and a surgeon so he conveniently gave the vigilante a temporary colostomy bag. How nice of him.
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