The fortunately/Unfortunately game!

[Odd]

Fortunately, you were insured for that, and you now have loads of cash.

[Weaseldale]

Unfortunately, your cash was stolen by the banished zombies from page 44 that can now come back because ninja has been gone for awhile.

[Wryn]

Fortunately you have your boomstick with you and merrily mow the down shouting "THIS...IS...MY...BOOMSTICK!" (evil dead-so cheesy it achieves nirvana:-D)

[MelancholyMelody~]

Unfortunately just as you kill the last zombie the radio comes on and says "no random poster on Midorea, you are the zombies" and then you was the zombies.

[glimpse]

Fortunately, you have a zombie-antidote

[Lux-Vertas]

Unfortunetly you have an alergic reaction to it... and you become sexualiy attractive to the Zombies!

[MelancholyMelody~]

Fortunately they have little to no sex drive as most of their genitals have fallen off, rotted away and/or in some way are no longer usable.

[Wryn]

Unfortunately that doesn't stop them from trying to accost you and you end up covered in wet, putrified bits of zombie

[Weaseldale]

Fortunately, you are no longer a zombie and your reaction has faded away.

[Wryn]

Unfortunately those were the only things keeping you safe- you're mauled in a violent fashion as the zombies attempt to liberate your brain from your skull

[Lux-Vertas]

Fortunetly the Zombie Curse was lifted by a brave Half Japanese/Native american Girl!

[MelancholyMelody~]

Unfortunately the two of you get married; this may seem like good news, but it is not, as eventually your marriage falls apart. You're just not the same people you used to be, you don't seem to have anything in common anymore aside from your mutual hatred of one another. Finally she serves you with divorce papers, and after a long and messy divorce is over you're left with nothing; she took the house, the car, all of your personal belongings, the kids and even your job. She files a restraining order against you for both her and your children after she got sick of you lurking in the bushes outside, peering in through the windows with your hands and face pressed against the glass, silently crying as you watched your family happily continuing with their lives, no longer with any care for you or what may happen to you. You find yourself alone, homeless, jobless, sitting in the gutter in nothing but rags on a cold, lonely, rainy night, your head in your hands, sobbing uncontrollably as a passing car splashes a huge filthy puddle over you, filled with empty booze bottles, used condoms and syringes. One syringe flies into the side of your face, infecting you with God knows what, a bottle breaks over your head giving you a gaping bloody gash, and finally, one of the used condoms lands in your mouth. You throw your head back and raise your arms unto the Heavens above and cry out "WHY GOD?! WHY?! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!?"


Wow... got a little carried away with that one. Let's see the next poster make a FORTUNATELY for THAT LITTLE NUMBER, EH? WHO'S UP TO THE CHALLENGE!?

[rokuken]

Fortunately you find five bucks on the street.

[Wryn]

Unfortunately you have contracted syphilis and the gash on your face has become infected and now oozes matte green fluid. To make matters worse someone starts leaving crates of hard liquor at your feet while you sleep, turning you to alcoholism and thusly rendering you oblivious to your worsening health. Soon you are barely able to see out of one of your eyes as the wound festers and swells. Your hold on reality is permanently shattered, degraded away by the advancing syphilis and toxins now building up in your blood due to alcohol induced liver-failure.

Not as good as Mel's, but I had fun-do you your worst optimists

[glimpse]

Fortunately, as you're laying in agony, you get discovered by a mad scientist who kidnaps you and transplants your brain into his very young daughter. You go to school the next day and are accoladed for your seemingly tremendous intelligence, receiving many grants and scholarships that secure a bright future for you and a supportive family that stops you from venturing back into a life syphilis and alcoholism.

YES. xD